The Dysfunctionally Sane Ramblings of Rissa

Saturday, 07 November 2009

  • To The Haters Out There

    Enjoy


    Jill Scott – Hate On Me Lyrics

    Verse 1:
    If I could give you the world
    on a silver platter
    Would it even matter?
    You'd still be mad as me
    If I could find in all this
    a dozen roses
    Which I would give to you
    you'd still be miserable
    In reality, I'm gon be who I be
    And I don't feel no fault,
    for all the lies that you bought
    You can try as you may
    Break me down but I say
    That it ain't up to you,
    gonna do what you do

    Chorus:
    Hate on me hater, now or later
    Cause I'm gonna do me,
    you'll be mad baby
    Go 'head and hate on me, hater
    I'm not afraid of
    what I got I paid for
    You can hate on me

    Verse 2:
    Ooh, if I gave you peaches
    Outta my own garden
    And if I made you a peach pie,
    would you slap me out
    Wonder if I gave you diamonds,
    outta my own womb
    Would you feel the love in that,
    or ask why not the moon
    If I gave you sanity,
    for the whole of humanity
    Had all the solutions,
    for the pain and pollution
    No matter where I live,
    despite the things I give
    you'll always be this way
    So go 'head and

    Chorus:
    Hate on me hater, now or later
    Cause I'm gonna do me,
    you'll be mad baby
    Go 'head and hate on me hater
    I'm not afriad of
    What I got I paid for,
    you can hate on me

    Verse 3:
    You cannot hate on me
    Cause my mind is free
    It's my destiny,
    so shall it be
    You cannot hate on me
    Cause my mind is free
    It's my destiny
    so shall it be

    Chorus:
    Hate on me hater, now or later
    Cause I'm gonna do me,
    you'll be mad baby
    Go 'head and hate on me, hater
    I'm not afraid of
    What I got I paid for
    you can hate on me

    Yeah, I discovered this song through Glee, but I totally love the original version.

Friday, 06 November 2009

  • Lovelyish: The Mean Girls of Xanga. (Now with actual comments from the site!)

    I was browsing Lovelyish during a moment of extreme boredom, when I saw this post. It was basically explaining how Lovelyish is on Facebook and Twitter. To try and push the image that they are "popular," they added a picture from Mean Girls (the movie). I just found this so funny, because the Lovelyish community really is the "mean girls" of xanga.

    There are some posts that I can understand and even respect. However, these are far and few between. The majority of the posts are simply a bunch of girls gathering together to harp on a current celebrity's fashion choice and whether it was a "fail" or not. I get that critiquing celebrity fashion is a hobby for many people, but a line has to be drawn. For example, the Kelly Clarkson Halloween Costume post was a little ridiculous. The girls that were commenting and calling it a "fail" were saying ridiculous things like "it's not very flattering." Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that all of the girls have to dress like complete sluts for Halloween. Seriously, where is the sense of humor? I highly doubt Kelly picked out that costume because she thought it was fashionable.

    Another thing that bothers me is how original these wanna be fashionistas try to be, but in reality there are two types of groups in the community. There are the girls that jump on any fashion bandwagon and love whatever celebrities wear, then there are the girls that hate everything that is trendy or popular. The latter is the most irritating because they tend to think they are superior for not liking something that is popular. They will harp on anything and everything by using phrases like "I'm so over this trend."

    I suppose my real irritation with the Lovelyish community comes from the people that comment and not the content producers. Usually their comments are snobby and don't do much to promote discussion. "I don't like this," "this is sooo tacky," and "Gross!" are the most popular types of comments I see, aside from the simple "Pretty" or "Love it!" comments. The comment section of Lovelyish just seems to be a collection of trash talk and judgments. It's probably the most hate-filled section of Xanga, aside from the main site.

    Here are some comments from various Lovelyish posts (names withheld for obvious reasons):
    • "Attention whore. Dislike."
    • "Fail. She gets on my nerves and these all are just boring."
    • "FAILLLLL."
    • "if "kinda hideous" is a synonym for "makes me want to projectile vomit" I agree."
    • "If i säw you on the Road id be Lik ewww total hipster.."
    • "bleh. hate her."
    • "White trash mullet.That's all I have to say."
    • "oh my god. such an epic fail i mean, let's put it this way, before i clicked on the link, i couldn't have EVER imagined a fail so big."

    • "Hahaha creative way of hiding fat."
    • "Fail - she looks retarded."

    These girls SERIOUSLY need to stop harping on everyone else and look at themselves in the mirror, because I highly doubt that they are perfect.

    Not to mention the fact that (as TheCheshireGrins and I have noticed) the majority of their content seems to be extremely similar to the posts on Perez Hilton's website. This may be a coincidence, it may not be. Some girls may be "inspired" by his posts, but what they write is more often than not the same thing he wrote, just in different words. I thought blogs were supposed to inspire creativity and to encourage original writing? Maybe I was wrong.

    At first, when the -ish sites began popping up, I was against the separation of the Xanga community. Now, I could not be more grateful. Keep the snotty girls and their "fashionista" attitudes far away from me.

    What do you think of Lovelyish?


Saturday, 31 October 2009

  • Rissa Prepares For Battle.

    The clock is unstoppable. Each second ticks away, each minute gives way to the next, and each hour slips by. At 5:00pm I will be returning to the store at which I am newly employed. For a night shift of grueling organization and ridiculous commands. Hours of being called "new girl" and getting the crappy tasks. Will I let this get me down?

    Hell no.

    Like a warrior preparing for battle, I have applied my war paint. Eyeshadow, eyeliner, lip gloss and more. Painstakingly straightening my hair and making my outfit appropriate, yet amazing. I very rarely feel this confident in myself, but I look hot. These boys are not going to break me. They are not going to wear me down. I may look like a "girly-girl," but I am so much more than that. And they are about to find out exactly how strong I can be.

    Give it your best shot, guys, I'm ready to fight.

Friday, 30 October 2009

  • Xanga Fame: How To Get Your 15 Minutes!

    Apparently I need to add a little disclaimer here explaining that what's about to follow is, obviously, sarcasm. I can't believe people take this seriously. Sigh.

    Alright, so you joined up on the site to blog about your thoughts and feelings, only to find that you crave something more. You see the top blogs, the bunches of comments, the minis and props being given out to people that have gathered enough attention. You want a piece of that action, but you just don't know how to accomplish it.

    Well lucky for you, I'm here to help. After years of being on the site and observing the population interact, I have concocted a fool proof way to get your name out there and your entries onto the top blogs. Maybe even the featured section!

    1. It's All About Friends and Subscribers- Everyone knows that the friend and subscription feature is not simply to just have easier access to blogs you enjoy... it's a way to insure more views on your sites! Get your name out there and make some friends. Don't discriminate, send friend requests out to everyone on the site: old people, young people, anorexics with thinspo sites, people that write in foreign languages, and even people that haven't posted anything. Get your friend and subscription count into the thousands and your traffic will certainly increase!

    2. Repeat After Me: "I Disagree!"- Okay, you have your countless friends and subscriptions. What to do with all these people and their blogs conveying different viewpoints? Disagree with them. Disagree with ALL OF THEM. No matter what your personal view is, start some ridiculous counter argument against whatever people are blogging about these days and NEVER BACK DOWN. Find holes in their arguments, no matter how small, and call them out on it. Comment your arguments on their blogs or create counter blog entries. Whatever you do, make sure it is scandalous and ridiculous. You will get tons of feedback on your outrageous entries, it doesn't matter if it is good or bad. All that matters is that you get those precious comments!

    3. Stir The Pot- Drama is inevitable on a public site. People are constantly arguing and whining about this or that. If you are not involved in this drama, get involved! This way you interact with lots of people and your name becomes a recognized one on the site! Pick a side and get in the fight. Start rumors about the other person. Just make sure that whenever a peaceful agreement is about to be made, you blow it up by saying you heard something terrible about one of the parties. Example: "I know you guys are trying to resolve things, but Bob, I think you should know that Larry said he wants to eat your firstborn."

    4. Don't Be Afraid Of Personal Attacks- So now your name is out there and people are beginning to come to your blog more often. Now is the perfect time to pull out one of the easiest stunts to get attention. Start a feud with another xangan. This is different then step number two, because instead of simply refuting a persons belief, you are making a personal attack on the person behind the entry. Make sure it is a fairly well known xangan as well, because there are always haters of popular xangans. Make a personal attack and those haters will flock to your side, throwing you props, recs, and comments that make you soar to the top. Example: "I hate to be the ones to break this to you, but Rissa is a racist! She also hates babies, condones rape, and will slaughter you in your sleep! She also has four different usernames on Xanga that she will use to harass you! She must be stopped!"

    5. Remember The Mantra: It's MY Opinion- People will no doubt try to get you to stop from reaching your goal. They will say ridiculous things like "you're wrong" and "stop saying stuff about me, I never bothered you!" There is only one surefire way to counter these statements. "I'm just stating my opinion." You can also say "This is a public site, don't like it? Don't read!" These statements will leave everyone speechless because the logic is obviously irrefutable. You are smart, talented, and better than everyone else, so don't you ever back down. Arm yourself with this mantra and you will be untouchable! Example: "I don't care that I never spoke to your or read your entries before; it's my opinion that you rape chickens and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm writing this on my site. Don't like it? Don't read it!"

    Now, this isn't the only way of getting your name out there in the xanga world. You could get acknowledged for writing good, thought provoking entries that start discussion among the community. But that's just too much work, now isn't it?

    Do you have any tips for achieving xanga fame?

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • Rissa Works At A Game Store.

    So, as I mentioned previously, I got a job at a certain game store.

    That's a gamer's dream, isn't it? Working in the place that fuels your hobby and getting an awesome discount? Not to mention the discount you get at a certain book store as well...  I didn't see that coming.

    So based on this information, one would think that I spent my first shift in a happy land of bliss, surrounded by what I love and getting to deal with people with similar interests.

    Oh... it was nothing like that.

    I walked in and cautiously walked up to the counter and announced my presence. The manager was frantically searching for a game and one of my coworkers was dealing with a line of people. They basically tell me to clock in, throw keys at me, and send me into the back to put my stuff away. The back room was a mess of boxes and I wasn't sure where to put my coat, so I perched my bag and jacket on a pile of random stuff. I walk out only to be handed the phone and frantically told the greeting. I answer the phone and tell the woman a price of a game she was looking for. The phone rings again and a drunk man was whining about wanting to sell back games, but he wasn't making any sense. Apparently he had been calling all day, so the manager guy yelled at him to call a different store. The stress level in the store was high.

    Training doesn't seem to be a word that they believe in at the store. They just kind of threw me to the walls and told me to alphabetize games. Then complained when I wasn't doing it fast enough. No joke, I had rug burn on both my knees and then a blister on my left knee when my shift was done. Organizing the bottom shelves is a bitch.

    I then vacuumed the store. This is a task that I despise more than anything. It brings back my sordid memories of CVS and how I would lug an extension cord up every aisle as I tried to vacuum before a jerky kid or clumsy adult unplugged the cord. By the end of the shift I was dusty, sweaty, and aching. The entire time they called me "new girl" and at one point "cleaning lady." I was not pleased. I understand that walking into a store with a mostly male atmosphere, I am going to have a hard time. I just didn't expect this.

    I can see that they all just think I am a girly-girl and I am going to have to work hard to prove them wrong. I am going to keep looking for another job because they don't give me nearly enough hours, but since this is what I am stuck with, I am going to work to be the best damn part-time employee they ever had. Even if it kills me. Which, by the look of it, it just might.

Rissa

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    • Name: Marissa
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    • State: New York
    • Metro: Long Island
    • Birthday: 6/13/1987
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 2/17/2004
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